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andrewgiraffields:

Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

(Source: highgayden, via blueoceanfloor-poop)

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

(Source: redlight--district, via j-essse)

southparkdigital:

“One thing I know, my girl ain’t no hobbit. She might be stumpy that don’t mean she a hobbit.”

southparkdigital:

“One thing I know, my girl ain’t no hobbit. She might be stumpy that don’t mean she a hobbit.”

(via comedycentral)

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